Summer Movie Merch Madness

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Samaritan Holster
Critic's Rating: 5 stars

If any movie tie-in this season is worthy of a near-$200 price tag, it's this highly detailed leather prop replica featuring embossed emblems, a die-cast buckle, ammo pouches and a rusted horseshoe. Paired with the Samaritan pistol ($400 if you can find one), you'll be ready to kick monster ass all over your backyard.

Also available: More high-priced figures, statues and replicas for deep-pocketed geeks

Noticeably absent: Adhesive Hellboy horns and sideburns