Mama Drama on 'Relative Madness'

Of all the housewives, Lynette’s plotlines make the best case for remaining single and childless. After a supermarket robbery ends with Lynette being shot and the mother of her husband Tom’s illegitimate daughter dead, said daughter joins the cash-strapped Scavo family. Tom’s back injury forces Lynette to work in their pizzeria – which leads to Lynette’s affair to a coworker – which leads to an argument – which results in a trip to the hospital where Lynette learns she has cancer. Oh, and she just learned that her budding sociopath twin boys have burned down a rival restaurant.

Watch SOAPnet's Relative Madness' Mama Drama countdown this Thursday night to see if Lynette tops the list!