Golden Globes 2012: The Best and Worst Moments

Oh, Zooey -- you're totally adorkable and actually kinda hot, but we're just not feeling your retro do that is more Mudflap Girl than Nancy Sinatra. Also, we're convinced that mop-top is either all or partly made up of hair that is not, in fact, growing out of your head. Go back to the curls, girl.

--Liz Kelly Nelson, Zap2it