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A comic eats her words: Sarah Silverman vs. Paris Hilton
After bashing Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards, Sarah Silverman attempted to smooth things over at the VMAs. "No Paris jokes tonight. I'm over that," she swore.
"If you had any idea how much I misused all of my orifices in my early 20s," Sarah continued, "you would realize it was really the pot calling the kettle [promiscuous] or whatever."