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The sunburned white person
Ack! Put on some sunscreen, you pale fool! What do you mean, you're "literally coated in SPF 75 right now?" Are you part polar bear? How? WHY?
May. 2, 2013
(On the complete opposite end: Hey, people who tan? If you know brown people, there is never an excuse for you to put your fake-baked arm up to theirs and say something like "Look! I'm as brown as you!" Stop bringing shame to your entire family, you ignorant goon.)