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Snooki arrested for public drunkeness
File this under "least surprising news development of the year": Jersey Shore star Snooki was arrested for public intoxication. According to the New York Daily News, she wasn't pleased: "You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki! Do you know who I am? I'm f------ Snooki. You can't do this to me. I'm f------ Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!" Shockingly, this did not persuade the cops to let her go. Snooki was sentenced to two days of community service, which she fulfilled, in part, with a session selling her autograph.