What we were expecting:
A new Olympic hero to take up the mantle of Michael Phelps
What we got instead:
"Jeah." Lochte was the subject of a million drooling tweets and Tumblr posts before the London Olympics, but under the intense spotlight of the games he revealed himself to be ... kind of a tool. Between his goofy catchphrase, his red, white and blue grill
and his mom-endorsed love of one-night stands
, he became, as Jezebel famously put it, "America's sexiest douchebag."
-- Rick Porter, Zap2it