We love the pageant moms, who are way past their own pageant prime, behaving as if it's all truly about the kids. We can't get enough of the crazy hairpieces that hang on the edge of chairs waiting to be pinned on to some screaming girl's head. And, of course, we love following the families to strange shacks on the side of the road where the kids gets spray-tanned by their aunt. And yes, we know we may need some counseling.
-- Jethro Nededog, Zap2it