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Big Time
There was a lot to love in the "New Girl" Thanksgiving episode, but Jess' meltdown regarding how much she likes Paul (guest star Justin Long) really took the cake:
"I want to. I want to have sex with him ... big time. You heard me. Big time! I want to take him down to Chinatown and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, OK? I want to do all the things that you do in the bedroom with him. I want to do it standing up and sitting down and half up and half down. And the wiggly one and the bear attack and the claws in the hair and the one the figure skaters do and the 'What's for Lunch?' and the 'Gimme That Hat.'"
And of course, Schmidt's follow-up:
"I've done 'Gimme That Hat.' Only for me it was like 'Here, Take My Hat,' you know what I mean?"
This show's writing never ceases to amaze us.
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it
"I want to. I want to have sex with him ... big time. You heard me. Big time! I want to take him down to Chinatown and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, OK? I want to do all the things that you do in the bedroom with him. I want to do it standing up and sitting down and half up and half down. And the wiggly one and the bear attack and the claws in the hair and the one the figure skaters do and the 'What's for Lunch?' and the 'Gimme That Hat.'"
And of course, Schmidt's follow-up:
"I've done 'Gimme That Hat.' Only for me it was like 'Here, Take My Hat,' you know what I mean?"
This show's writing never ceases to amaze us.
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it
