Samuel L. Jackson is super into the Olympics, y'all. He watches a ton of it and his tweets are hysterical. A sample:
"Now That was a MUHSPRINTAPFUKKAH of a race! GOLD FOR ADRIAN!!! Go USA!"
"Uh Oh, Pommel Horse next! Thass like Balance Beam for dudes! Horse def has US men's numba! Oh well, Go USA!"
"DREAM REALISED!!!!! US Gymnastic GOLD!! Strong performances! Pressure makes DIAMONDS!!! Go USA!"
"Allison Schmitt!!!!! Hope they got pics of her soles, cause that's ALL they saw!!! Go USA!!!!!"
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it