We want to shake the hand of whoever wrote the acceptance speech for Taylor Lautner for his Best Shirtless Performance win. He came to the Movie Awards stage holding a giant soda and sporting a massive beer gut, claiming he gained a good deal of weight since he has been able to legally drink. According to Lautner, winning the Best Shirtless performance Golden Popcorn is basically "the shirtless Oscar." The speech was worth him pretending he lost his rockin' bod.
-- Terri Schwartz, Zap2it