The best of 2011: We're thankful for...

At September's Venice Film Festival, a fan innocently gave music-icon-turned-director Madonna a bunch of purple hydrangeas boughs. Not realizing a camera was recording her every word and move, we see Madge discard the flowers under the table and whisper to someone off camera, "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that."

Obviously he also didn't realize you were a first class jerk.

--Liz Kelly Nelson, Zap2it