The best of 2011: We're thankful for...

Not just for having the toes he has, or for thinking that a turkey burger is a turkey leg stuffed inside a regular hamburger. Not just for his exquisite facial hair or the little-girl laugh he emits when he sees Li'l Sebastian or the way he dances with a tiny hat on or the fact that he much prefers laying wreaths to lighting torches, or even for his Pyramid of Greatness. It's a totality of his Swanson-ness for which we would be glad to give him all the bacon and eggs we have.

-- Rick Porter, Zap2it