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Trampire Kristen Stewart
Smeared eyeliner, messy hair, a deer-in-the-headlights expression and wooden delivery can make you Kristen Stewart. Now make out with an older married guy and present a tearful apology where you finally admit you're dating the guy you've been with for ages. After a few drinks, feel free to ask why no one is calling said older married guy a trampire while you're getting bombarded with hate mail.