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Ozzy Osbourne for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
The rocker's culinary habits used to revolve around that apocryphal biting-the-head-off-a-live-bat-on-stage story. Now, we're supposed to believe he's a home chef making pastry with his clone, who can't distinguish between this spread and the real thing. Frankly, the bat is more appetizing.