Celeb New Year's Resolutions for 2011: Amy Poehler, Ryan Seacrest, Heidi Klum and more
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Matt Iseman, 'Clean House'
"My resolution is to stop waiting for my hover car. And a fully aware robotic servant. And a jetpack. And everything awesome that the movies and science fiction of my youth promised would be here by now.
"I also resolve to give up my dream of being a professional athlete (unless playing video games is considered a sport). But I will never give up my dream of playing for the Dillon Panthers.
"And I also resolve to try to make as many people laugh in 2011 as is humanly possible. So, if people could start drinking now, that'd help me out."
"I also resolve to give up my dream of being a professional athlete (unless playing video games is considered a sport). But I will never give up my dream of playing for the Dillon Panthers.
"And I also resolve to try to make as many people laugh in 2011 as is humanly possible. So, if people could start drinking now, that'd help me out."
