One Direction got on stage and sang a song, and ... that was it. Where were the scantily clad dancers? Where were all the lasers? We'll give them a pass this time because, you know, first times can be awkward. Next year we're going to need some acrobatics and a reptile or two to go with all the awesome live singing, though. You're in America now, kiddos.
-- Carina Adly MacKenzie