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"I just had a child and I'm in a bit of a fog. I don't know what's going on in the headlines... so when you say 'the headlines,' I don't know what you're talking about." -- Maya Rudoplph, when asked about Mariah Carey's HSN rant.
"She said she was really happy because I was the first woman to ever play her on 'SNL'" -- On Oprah's reception of her impersonation