TV Quotes of the Week: 'Chuck,' 'Lost,' 'Ugly Betty'

Scaring off a witness' friends: "Hi, we're police. We're talking to your friend Dix here. How are you?"

Weighing in on the '60s: "Are you kidding? It was brutal. You ever see two hippies going after the same roach?"

-- New dectective Zack Nichols (Jeff Goldblum)