Fall TV 2009: What we are (and are not) looking forward to

Imagine a ballroom full of fatigued, carpal tunnel-suffering TV critics trying to whip up a meringue for Baked Alaska -- all while Ramsay taunts them that their meringue isn't stiff enough. Now imagine the heat of that resentment multiplied a million-fold in kitchens across the country come Dec. 15.

-- Hanh Nguyen, Zap2it