Simpson didn't do it, but if he had, this is how he would have, or so he says

Thank heavens for double jeopardy.

On Monday, Nov. 27 and Wednesday, Nov. 29, O.J. Simpson, acquitted murderer and NFL Hall-of-Famer, will star in a two-part FOX special sensitively titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."

We'll let that sink in for a second or two.

Publisher Judith Regan and Simpson will have a no-holds-barred interview in which he, among other things, "tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes."

"This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen," says FOX's reality programming guru Mike Darnell. "It's the definitive last chapter in the Trial of the Century."

Although Simpson was acquitted of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, he was later found responsible for both murders in a civil suit. At the time, he was ordered to pay $33.5 million in restitution to the families of the victims, a penalty that remains outstanding.

The special is perfectly timed around the release of Simpson's book "If I Did It," which will be released on Nov. 30.